Deep Thoughts with The Spook Brothers

Spook the Elder: During a visit to one of my favorite amusement parks, Cimetière du Montparnasse, I was told that it would be “cool” to pose on the parking space of these two meatbags, Sartre and Beauvoir, the former being a French existentialist philosopher and the latter being an intellectual who was very influential on feminist theory. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention. I was busy vandalizing the place. Why do meatbags place various objects on the parking spaces of deceased meatbags? Well, whatever the reason, I made it a point to make a mess of it, and then I left that rock (to be more specific, I threw that rock).Later, at a party in Spookland, over on “The Other Side,” I ran in to Sartre and Beauvoir. I was impressed with Beauvoir’s presentation of “The Ethics of Ambiguity” between keg stands. Sartre himself had heard of my rock throwing and high-fived me as a fellow “anarchist.” I don’t know what that means.

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