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Forget The Water Lines… Just Melt Snow!

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Well, folks, Stinky A (Kurt) and Stinky B (Me) are making the best of this experience by learning some new things about home ownership, and adapting to no water. (Kurt gets “Stinky A” designation, btw, because he has not been showering at the gym.)

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Found the electricity to the springhouse in this section, as well as the springhouse water line.

The good news is that they did replace that cut sewer pipe yesterday. The bad news is we have no water to flush the toilets. (The other bad news is that we noticed it’s leaking so they’ll have to repair it, or Schmarry really will be in a “shitstorm.”) Continue reading Forget The Water Lines… Just Melt Snow!

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Hey! Who Put Mojo on Marla!?!?!? (And When Can We Use the Terlet Again?)

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It has been so cold in the house that I took to wearing my ski gear under my clothes all day.

I’m sitting here typing during what has to be one of the worst premature atrial contraction attacks in a long while. Basically, that just means I’m in the middle of a shit-ton of extra heartbeats that pretty much drive me bonkers and make me feel like I’m going to die. (I am not going to die – at least not from PAC’s, but we’ll talk about that in a moment.)

I have had way to much caffeine today…and yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that, and the day before that… Continue reading Hey! Who Put Mojo on Marla!?!?!? (And When Can We Use the Terlet Again?)